The Eagles’ new post-practice personalized smoothies

Personlized drinks

Back in February, the media got its first meet and greet with the Eagles’ new assistant coaches, which was held in the Eagles’ cafeteria. At that “Assistant Coach Summit,” defensive line coach Jerry Azzinaro, who came over to the Eagles with Chip Kelly from Oregon, talked about how at Oregon they tried to think of everything. Azzinaro gave a very interesting example:

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15 Comments

  1. EAT A FAT DICK JIMMY!!! says:

    JIMMY SUCKS SO MUCH COCK HIS JAW IS DISLOCATED!!

  2. JIMMY'S SHAKE=CHIP KELLY'S SEED!! says:

    The coach is off in the back, making up a “fresh” batch for Jimmy. 3rd one today! Jimmy can’t get enough of it!!!

  3. Dez Bryant's Probation Officer says:

    Pickle juice.

  4. Kelis says:

    Chip’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…

  5. Tim says:

    Don’t forget the Greek yogurt and sweet locker room playlists!
    http://www.phillymag.com/eagles/2013/04/17/the-new-eagles-smoothies-heart-monitors/

    (I’m not actually mocking this…it’s obviously not the key to the Super Bowl but I’m sure it’s not detrimental either)

  6. NYG_Slater says:

    roids.

  7. DerfDiggy says:

    The Shakes are adorable!!!!

  8. ATG says:

    The one in the back from Rita’s must be for someone they are planning to cut. No point investing time and fruit in a scrub.

  9. Bob says:

    Pay up with your fanshot at BTB

    1. Bob says:

      Hey! I’m Bob!

    2. Jimmy Kempski says:

      There’s a 0% chance of that happening until at least the 2nd week of May. Too busy.

      1. MAKE THE TIME BITCH!! says:

        Always knew Jimmy would WELSH on a his bets!!

  10. David_Does_Dallas says:

    That’s cute.

      1. David_Does_Dallas says:

        I wouldn’t mind having one of those shakes. They do look nutritious.

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