The NFC East Profile Pic All Stars!

Pat McQuistan, Cowboys: O’Doyle rules!

And if the profile pic isn’t good enough, here’s what the Cowboys’ vets did to him in rookie hazing:

Cliff Harris, Eagles: Is it just me or does his Oregon profile pic look a little bit like Kid Quick (you’ll only know who Kid Quick is if you’re 28+ years old and actually played the arcade version of Punch Out).

 

OK, that might be a stretch.  I think I’ve just been looking for an excuse to shoehorn Kid Quick into my blog.

Shaun Rogers, Giants: Please don’t eat me.

Josh LeRibeus, Redskins: One pic doesn’t do my new favorite Redskin justice.  Here’s a pictorial tribute.  And here’s his cute girlfriend.  Good for you, Josh.

More after the jump…

Shaun Chapas, Cowboys: My man Shaun looks more like my 40 year old accountant than a 24 year old NFL FB.

David Baas, Giants: Former Niners teammate Frank Gore said he has a “crazy looking face.” Yep.

Chris Neild, Redskins: Was voted Earth’s most sensual lover in 2008, 2009, and 2011.

Matt Camilli, Eagles: Instant Hall of Famer.

Linval Joseph, Giants: Probably the last person in the NFC East I’d want to have to fight.

Josh Brent, Cowboys: I guess this is the scary big guy section.

Jason Kelce, Eagles: In gif form.

Eli Manning, Giants: Gee whiz, I’m a 2-time SB MVP.

Darrion Scott, Redskins: Think Darrion needs to look into a new place to do his cornrows. I recommend the hair district in Mobile, AL.

Kyle Orton, Cowboys: OK, so these aren’t really profile pics, but Kyle is the NFC East MVP on drunkathlete.com:

Dennis Kelly, Eagles: Man gorgeous.

Antrel Rolle, Giants: Antrel has the best hearing in the NFL.

Chris Cooley, Redskins: Again, not really a profile pic, but hey, he’s gotta be in here somewhere.

Jermey Parnell, Cowboys: We’re jammin’… jammin’.  I wanna jammin’ with you.

Evan Mathis, Eagles: This is back in his Bengals days.  Very serial killer-ish.

Justin Trattou, Giants: Giants defensive end, or controversial MLB closer?

Trent Williams’ silverback chain:

Ryan Tydlacka, Eagles: Tydlacka is Chas Henry’s punting competition in camp this year.  This is his college profile pic from Kentucky.  How old would you guess he is?

Osi Umenyiora, Giants: Soft.

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  32. damccomas says:

    I’m thinking McQuistan looks more like eric stoltz as rocky in the mask….

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  34. grabnsmash says:

    Eli looks like a young Ron Paul

  35. Tracer Bullet says:

    I’ve always thought Rolle looked like Eugene the Jeep.

  36. Free Plax says:

    Someone needs to tell Justin Trattou Michale Irvin wants his suit back

  37. norman says:

    Wow.. does Trent Williams really wear that?

    And its not the same without OJ.

    Btw, Trent Cole = Guy i’d not want to meet in an alley, woods, on a boat, in a video store- anywhere. Dude creeps me out.

  38. Steve says:

    Pat Mqquistan, I think his shaved head is an improvement.

  39. deg0ey says:

    Chris Neild looks like he’s wearing his head upside down…

    1. Somebody needs to photoshop his forehead as his chin, and his beard as his hair.

  40. Vince says:

    Really good. My favorite is Shaun Chapas, the 40 year old accountant.

  41. brisulph says:

    The sensual lover one just slayed me.

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