No wonder Martellus Bennett ballooned up to 291 lbs.

And watch him add like half a cup of sugar (1:20 mark) to the already enormous bowl of Cap’n Crunch, which is already like 95% sugar as it is:

Forget football. If those eating habits don’t change, Martellus will be rapping about this:

Anyway, if you need to get caught up on the Marty B weight saga, go here.

H/t to for the find on the first vid.


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  18. Free Plax says:

    I can’t beleive this clown is playing for my beloved Giants, All I can say is thank god he is on a one year deal

  19. Anders says:

    If he really is 291 LBs, he should consider learning to become a tackle.

    1. Cowboys fans have been suggesting that for 2 years.

      1. Anders says:

        Well his size will be a good fit for the Giants jumbo package where they used to use the Andrews brothers.

  20. Alex says:

    Bennett may consider himself tough and ruthless, but his love for Cap’n Crunch will leave him rough and toothless.

    1. I see what you did there.

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  22. DerfDiggy says:

    He’s a clown…a clown with ridiculous upside…but he’ll continue to be a clown instead of ever reaching that upside.

    One of the only guys I wasn’t upset about seeing go…I was more upset when the boys released Pacman Jones….seriously.

    God bless you Marty B….may you drop man of Eli’s duckwobbles in future games.

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