I made a new friend today

Customer Service Agent: Hi, welcome to (company redacted) chat support. How may I assist you today?

Jimmy: I’m curious if I could have business cards as soon as Saturday.

Customer Service Agent: Let me check it real quick

Customer Service Agent: What zip code?

Customer Service Agent: are you there?

Jimmy: 07866

Customer Service Agent: You want it this coming Saturday or next Saturday?

Jimmy: This Saturday.

Customer Service Agent: Oh, I’m sorry but the earliest you will get it is on Wednesday

Jimmy: Ah, OK

Customer Service Agent: Is there anything else I can assist you?

Jimmy: Nope, that’s it. Thanks.

Customer Service Agent: You’re welcome

Customer Service Agent: Thank you for using our chat feature

Customer Service Agent: Have a nice day

Jimmy: You too, friend.

Customer Service Agent: Thank you

Customer Service Agent: Bye for now

Jimmy: Goodbye.

Jimmy: Oops, I didn’t say you’re welcome when you thanked me for using the chat feature. So… You’re welcome.

Customer Service Agent: 🙂

Jimmy: 😀

Customer Service Agent: Ok, bye now

Jimmy: Friends forever?

Customer Service Agent: Yes, we can be friends

Customer Service Agent: Thank you

Jimmy: Yes!

Customer Service Agent: If you need assistance in the future, please feel free to contact us again

Customer Service Agent: Bye now

Jimmy: I will. Thank you again. I had a wonderful time chatting with you.

Customer Service Agent: Thank you

Customer Service Agent: I will end the chat session now

Customer Service Agent: Again, have a great day

Jimmy: You’re welcome.

Jimmy: You have a great day as well. Splendid customer service.

Customer Service Agent: Thank you for the compliment

Customer Service Agent: Bye

Customer Service Agent: Thank you for using our chat feature. Have a nice day!

The chat session has ended.


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