Jaime Dukes talks out his ass – Episode 1

If you’re been following free agency news lately and you follow the NFC East, there’s a good chance you’ve stumbled upon some kind of story in which the Redskins want to avoid having Albert Haynesworth land with one very specific team.  You know what that team is, right?  OK, well if you don’t, it’s the Eagles.  I did a quick google search for “Redskins Eagles Haynesworth” and easily found articles on the topic here, here, here, here, here, here, and well… you get the point.

Every morning I wake up and put on NFL Network, and every single morning Jaime Dukes talks out his ass on a new topic.  No research, no awareness whatsoever, and yet, with a delivery that would make you think he has meticulously analyzed whatever he’s about to speak on for hours upon end.  About a week ago Jaime informed us that Jeremy Maclin is a choke artist in big games, when clearly, he’s not.

This morning, Jaime informed us of who the Eagles should have as their number one target in free agency.  Guess who he chose:

It’s such a shame.  NFL Network has the potential to be so good.  I mean… just look at the title – it’s a freaking NETWORK dedicated to the NFL.  Eisen, Mayock, Baldinger, and the women of NFL Network – All great.  I can even stomach Michael Irvin in small doses as long as he’s not talking about the Cowboys.  And yet they have a dolt like Dukes sitting front and center as the face of their morning show.  It’s an embarrassment.  Enough already, NFLN.  You have to recognize the incompetence, no?  Anyway, I’m thinking “Jaime Dukes talks out his ass” will be a recurring staple here.


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  2. Jason-E says:

    I question everyday how Dukes keeps his job. Not only does he annoy us, buts it’s obvious he gets on Eisen’s, Sapp’s and anyone else’s nerves. How do guys like Sapp, who have actually accomplished something in the league, stand being in the same room with this jackass. I vote we start flooding their Facebook and twitter account with anti-dukes rhetoric.

  3. Tracer Bullet says:

    NFLN says Patriots got Haynesworth for a 5th round pick. If Bellichek (sp) can get Fat Albert’s head on straight, he could be monstrous paired with Wilfork. I do find it funny that Shannahan got in one final “Fuck you” by trading him to a 3-4 team.

    1. Matt says:

      Until the Pats flip em to the Eagles … hey I can dream right 🙂

  4. Stephen says:

    Dukes’ ability to talk with supreme confidence on topics he clearly knows little to nothing about is second to no one. You do want the people who are the best at what they do working at NFLN right? :).

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